Boris Johnson and Boris Yeltsin in the Middle of a Fight with Unknown Fighter

The fight between Boris Johnson and the unknown fighter would look like a clash of the titans. Boris Johnson, the 6'4" Ex-British Prime Minister, is a giant among men, with reflexes honed by years of political experience. He throws powerful punches with pinpoint accuracy and can anticipate every move his opponent makes to evade his onslaught. The unknown fighter, while physically smaller than Johnson, is no slouch in the boxing arena. He utilizes a blend of unorthodox strikes and well-timed counterattacks to wear down Johnson's defences. With Boris Yeltsin standing in Johnson's corner, cheering him on with boisterous encouragement and stories of his own past conquerors, the two men battle fiercely. In the end, the fight is a close split-decision victory for Boris Johnson, prompting thunderous cheers from the audience.